I don't get the bar scene....

Alright, so let me rant for a minute:

So I went out tonight and met this chick that i was being set up with by my friends and we met at this downtown bar and let me just say i was put into a complete lose-lose situation...Before we get to that though, let me just say i don't get the many nuances of the bar scene....

First off, why the hell do bars have to be so damn small? What the hell is quaint about a place where you can feel the person next you literally in your shorts. Now granted there are the times a hot blonde is rubbin up against you but then there are those times when LeRoy the damn tattoo parlor guy is all up in your junk and hasnt showered since puberty. I don't understand why i have to be put in a place where talking to someone up close you still have people literally throw you aside to get to where they are going in there.

Next, I don't get the whole process....you go out....get drunk...spend $60 on a bunch of beers and then what? Sure it's fun and all but it's expensive and what the hell do you get out of it. I watched this girl and her friend drink shots of stuff they didnt even like and were gagging on....$8 shots they didnt like! Then you got the people who drink too much and can't handle it as i watched one girl yak all over herself in a bar stool and then fall down the stairs...WHAT FUN...WOO-HOO....Sure, it's okay though, she had fun doing it! Then you have to tip toe around the urine and puke on the streets on the way to your car.

Finally, there's the awkwardness of hitting on females or being in a group of them. For example, tonight, the woman i met was with her friend who had these two guys hitting on her. At one point, she proceeded to forcefully get the one's hands off of her. So yeah, if that escalates into something more....me being the only guy in the group would have had to do something which i don't really want to do. So yeah, that was awkward and then what do you do if they hit on the girl your grindin on?

Actually, i forgot something...the drivers who drive home drunk. Apparently a lot of people do it. Whether it be the guy whose car was towed in front of the bar because he hit a light pole or the guy who was driving down one of those narrow city streets and nearly pulled a Ricky Bobby and drove off of both sides of cars....Honestly, 60-70 percent of the people in the bar were in no shape to drive home and i bet half did.

These reasons are why i can't survive in the bar scene.